Douches Countdown #14

You know those guys who claim, “9-11 was an inside job.” Well those guys are the recipients of the number 14 spot of biggest douches of all time. I assume that these guys are so consumed with this conspiracy because they have spent so much time playing World of Warcraft that they can no longer differentiate between fiction and reality. I mean really, don’t they have something better to be passionate about?

Black mamba was at a protest in the DC area against the war in Iraq a few months ago, and these guys were there mingling amongst the group. They were passing out flyers and constantly shouting through a megaphone. What a bunch of douches. They probably all watched the youtube video which purports to prove that explosives were placed inside the towers and that the Pentagon was hit with a missile. This comports with one of the elements needed to prove douchey-ness: Douche: one who believes anything seen on the internet, especially if it involves a vast conspiracy.

These douches also have a counterpart, the douches that think that the Jews were behind the attack and that they evacuated all the Jews from the buildings. This just goes to show that the universe of douches is large and growing by the day. Enjoy!

For more proof, you can see this official al-Qaeda spokesman confirm that they, in fact, carried out the 9-11 attacks.

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

PS: Black mamba happens to think that it was actually these little bastards who committed the atrocities on 9-11.