Judge for yourself here.
It is not just his incredible voice, which is a toneless mix between Scott Stapp and Eddie Vedder. Its like the members of Creed all shit in a bucket after a long night of eating laxatives, borscht, enchilladas, and glass shards.
He is the cup in 2 Girls 1 Cup.
His true genius lies in his lyrics. He speaks the truth about relationships:
No one understands me,
You can't feel my pain.
No one understands me,
Life is one big game
(now the music gets really hardcore)
but I lose the game for yooooouuuuuu
what I say is truuuuuuuuueeee
No one understands me,
my heart hurts real baaaad.
no one understands me,
and that makes me saaaad.
How can one cope with this sheer brilliance? My unworthy ears melt, my inhibitions dissolve, my panties moisten. He speaks directly to my soul. He has MAJOR LABEL INTEREST.
My God, Joey Linello is the next Bob Dylan.
He has recently blessed his adoring fans by answering some questions:
Q: "Dude, are you for real?"
A: Like I said, Jesus blessed me with great looks, and the ability to rock. But, also I have had a lot of pain in my life. The emotional kind. For example, when I was a teenager, my parents really didn't understand me at all. That pain is real. For most people, being a teenager is all proms and parties and stuff. Sure, I went to prom (actually, I was prom king my senior year) and I went to a few keggers. But, there was also emotional pain. They didn't understand that. SO YES, THIS IS FOR REAL.
Here are some more incredibly awesome lyrics:We said that we would wait till marriage
But still, I touched your bosoms.
We would french kiss at the movies
I'd buy you roses by the dozens
But then some loser caught your eye
Some guy who doesn't pray to Jesus
He has no major label interest
So what could you see in him?
can he flex his pecs like me?
can he rub your bosoms like me?
I'll have a private jet
I'll have a huge jacuzzi
A mansion like a palace
But you won't be there with me
Jesus will judge you for leaving me!
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