Doosh of the Year (or in this case the last 75 million years)

Scientology

Last December my office was sent a Christmas card from our contact at a company we use for marketing materials. This card included a DVD from Scientology that was basically a bunch of fake commercials for "doing the right thing" as it showed various real life situations. This of course makes perfect sense. Only people who isolate themselves from their friends and family, give all their money to build technology to communicate with science fiction characters, and are total dooshes are capable of doing the right thing. In return I sent the woman from the marketing company a huge dreidel and marked the box "Jewish Butt Plug." I explained that by inserting the dreidel in her rectum she could prevent the evil lord Xenu from giving her an anal probe.