Question?

Sorry we haven't written in a while. We were debating this question for the past week and decided to post our discussion.

Here's the question:
Would you rather RECEIVE FELLATIO from Britney Spears' head on top of Patrick Ewing's body (which looks something like this)



...or would you rather HAVE SEX with Britney Spears' body with Patrick Ewing's head (which looks something like this)?


Chico and I have differing opinions on the matter. In fact, we spent the past week questioning one another's sexuality. We'll break down each side of the argument for you and let you decide which one of us is gayer.

Personally, I would rather have sex with Britney Spears' body than receive head from well....her head. First of all, if you go with the BJ, it means you are receiving head from a dude. Gender is determined by genitalia and last time I checked all those parts are located below the neck.

Second, proportionally you are dealing with a lot more Ewing when you have his 7 foot frame attached to Britney's head. At least with the sex, you are dealing with a normal sized body. I am not 6'5" and therefore I would have to stand on a step stool for Britney Spears' head to line up correctly with my chode.

Also, I think that odds are Patrick is a lot less annoying personality-wise....so having his head/brain is actually in some ways an advantage as you don't have to listen to Britney's idiotic whining.

Now, there are many questions that need to be answered.

For example, where exactly are the vocal chords located? What I mean is, do I have to listen to Patrick groan as I give it Britney's body? If so that hurts my argument. Or are the vocal chords lower and will Chico hear Ewing's grunts coming out of Britney's mouth? Also, can you bury Patrick's huge head in a pillow?

There are limited positions that you can do because physics tells us that Brittany's torso will not be able to hold up Patrick's head. Therefore, one is limited to missionary or doggy with the head on the ground. It certainly bolsters my argument if you can cover the head with a giant pillow. It would be much harder for Chico to drape a giant sheet over Ewing's body.

Finally, does anyone find out about this?!?! No matter what you choose, if people were to know about your Patrick/Brittany exploits it would not be good for business.

It would be much easier to explain to people that you banged Brittany and then say something like, "Her face looks different when she takes off her makeup."

On the other hand, Chico would be forced to say, "I got head from Britney Spears. As an aside, did you know that she has a giant schlong and wears knee braces?"

For me the choice is clear...what say you Chico?