Facebook Dooshes

You ever notice that the dudes with the most friends on facebook are the biggest dooshes? One would think that the most popular kid from HS would have the most.... but no, it always turns out to be some dooshbag who everyone hates. This doosh of course thinks that adding every person from his high school class and having 800 friends some how validates him and shows the world that he has a million friends. This one doosh from my school has over 2,500 facebook friends.... this is the same kid who had issues with accidentally biting people during soccer games because he ran with his mouth open. Therefore I have decided that there is a direct correlation between the # of facebook friends and dooshyness. Please note that this theory does not apply to girls. A cute girl might have 800 facebook friends, but for different reasons (usually because tons of people like the dooshbag mentioned above send them 400 friend requests until they finally give in).