1. One problem with Vegas is that all the casinos have the same machines, table games, and the same type of sportsbook. I propose a new hotel where instead of using the arena for boxing matches, you use it for animal death matches. People have always debated who would win in a fight, a lion or a tiger. Well now we can find out.... and bet on it. There are an endless number of animal matches you could have. For example, who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a grizzly bear? You could also adjust odds by manipulating the terrain. Perhaps grizzly bears are stronger, but for the fight you fill the arena with ice and snow to give the polar bear an advantage. In my opinion the ultimate fight would be between a Liger and a Tigon... but that is just me.
Now you probably have a few questions about how this could even be possible. Allow me to answer the two most frequently asked questions:
Question 1: How could you get animals to fight each other? Animals are not like humans, they only fight to eat and for survival.
Answer: PCP.
Question 2: How do you plan to get around animal protection laws and protests from dooshy animal right activists?
Answer: Perhaps you are not understanding the type of revenue these fights will generate? You donate a portion of the $ to various animal rights organizations. For every animal that dies, countless more will be saved because animal rights organizations will now have the resources they need to fight off poachers and open up new animal sanctuaries. Do the math.
2. Vegas has tons of hotels that are based on famous cities (New York, Paris, Venice). I think it is time to expand the list. I propose a Soviet/Communist themed hotel. The hotel will be shaped like the Kremlin.
Instead of waiting in line for the buffet like other hotels, guest will wait in line for bread.
Instead of winning money at the blackjack table, guests will share the winnings with others (communism, remember?). Proletariat Unite!
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