Local dooshes: a day in the life of a single female
So naturally my next stop was "Show World", our local porn distributor. I don't know the next time I'm getting any so what the hell? I pick out a new toy and head to the clerk. My friend makes a comment to me and I retort: "Who needs a warm body when you have something blue that vibrates". The clerk chimes in: So are you bitter or something? Uh-oh, not good timing Mr. Porno man. "Bitter?" I ask. "Do you get a lot of bitter girls in here? Bitter is a funny word. Let's discuss it. I see that you're around 35, it's Friday night and you are working at a porno shop in your acid washed tapered Jordache jeans….let's discuss bitter Asshole!!" I tore into this clown and was asked to leave, but I got my toy and the scared porno clerk threw in some free batteries
Spinsterhood here I come!
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