The Work Doosh

Another important doosh that we need to highlight is the one that shows up in the work place.

The work doosh is another category of the "self-righteous half-retarded doosh" that Chico brought up in his previous post.

The Work Doosh is usually a fuck-tarded moron who will make you dread going to work in the morning for fear of having to see his prissy face and monogrammed shirts.


We all know the type. The Work Doosh goes out of his way to brown nose, and eat out of your boss's ass in the hope of getting ahead. This is worse in DC where there is a direct correlation between incompetence and self-importance.

If you work with such a person, you'll find yourself repeatedly looking for places where the doosh cannot spawn. Any such location, including hiding underneath your desk, will bring you happiness. Yes, the Work Doosh is that bad.